Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

by Don't spend it all at once May 28, 2014

asswipe92's place

Dont go there its a bad place a real hellhole it was in a meme but dont go there pls pls pls

Mark :please just

save me

from this

hellhole called

asswipe92's place
John :nooooooo its too scary i cant do it

by idiotKrus_ January 2, 2021

between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.

Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

by snowscape January 10, 2011

better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.

Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.

by Nicholas D July 25, 2015

elm place

elm place used to be the best middle school in highland park until it got closed. it’s way better than edgewood or northwood. the og elm place kids are lit af 😎 there weren’t a lot of students, so everyone knew each other and there wasn’t any big drama. the teachers were lit (except mrs. weaver) and the school was so fun.

i miss mr shilkus

person 1: hey bro do u remember elm place
person 2: yes i miss it so much, i wish we could have stayed there for longer

by hehehoohooothot October 16, 2019

the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.

Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

Mise En Place

French for: Forgetting half the shit you need.

Generally used in cooking by a chef, but can be used in anything which requires preparing.

"Fuckin' 'ell!"
"What happened Gordon?"
"Ae wus tryna make a chocolate cake, but I forgot about flour, eggs, milk, and sugar!
"Sounds like a Mise En Place."

by VTTLK June 12, 2022