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Pirate shot

When you take a shot straight out of the champagne bottle. You must drink fast (less than one second) like taking a shot until your mouth is full. If a proper Pirate Shot is taken some champagne should be coming out of your mouth. A modified Pirate Shot can be done with someone else giving you a Pirate Shot. IT IS NOT JUST WATERFALLING.
“Katy just grabbed the champagne and took a crazy Pirate Shot!”

“Edmond sucks at Pirate Shots.”
by ScurvyCat September 28, 2019
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Pirate President

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.
by BI May 6, 2005
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Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder
last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head
by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010
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pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.
Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.
by Mascal July 15, 2010
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Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.
Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.
by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011
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Pirate Macauley

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.
"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"
by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013
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