percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008

Oooo, Perdon Hijo!

The spanish equavelent of the term Oooo, Sorry Son usually used in Mexico and the Latin Americas the definition of the word is the same you use it to point out the misfortunes of other people

Jose: Ay, guey crero que agarre lo que se llama "The Clap"

Andres: Oooo, Perdon Hijo! pero eso no es permantente!

by El Equis June 8, 2009

dr. perky

A boob that is firm and perky despite its large size

The man was pleasantly surprised by her amazing dr. perky's

by buttholenkr September 13, 2016

Perky

Describing a female’s ass. Not big but slightly thicc

She has one Perky ass

by Snazzzy May 29, 2018

perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

peddylicious

nonchalant, seemingly unaware of how much a certain situation means to the other people around him, calm, generally when someone is being peddylicious they will use the words "whatever" and the phrase "yeah, dont worry about it" to no extent.

Man, he is being peddylicious again...

by Ovechkinator January 8, 2010