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Pencil of doom

The Pencil of Doom, short PoD or Pencil of mass destruction, is an extremely powerful super weapon featured in Hitler Untergang Parodies and is owned by Adolf Hitler. In order to use it, Hitler smashes it on his target or on a map of Berlin. A gigantic explosion is able to destroy almost anything.

Even Fegelein can be seriously harmed by the PoD, however he's fast enough to dodge most of Hitler's attacks.

Burgdorf always warns Hitler to use the weapon due to the unpredictable results.

The disadvantage of this weapon: Raged Hitler often uses it inside the Bunker, which results into the Bunker being blown up.
Hitler: FEGELEIN!!! Finally I found you antic pisser! Taste my pencil of doom, fucker!
*smash*
Fegelein (dodges): Wie bitte?
by FLEGELEIN!!!! March 10, 2017
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Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.
Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.
by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020
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Crappy Pencil

Alex gave me a crappy pencil.
by Liaaaaa+Shaaaazma February 4, 2018
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Gay Pencil

A slur used against skinny gay twinks.
Eden is such a gay pencil
by Edenxxrayne November 16, 2021
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Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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