butt paste

1. Noun. A slurry mixture of loose fecal material and sweat that often resides in the upper region of the butt crack.

1. She complained to Jim about constantly having to clean the butt paste off the toilet seat before she could use it.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

posted

when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.

justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.

by pLaiNLy SW August 6, 2008

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

protein paste

Ejaculated semen that clings onto a surface, often resembling an icicle or jam over bread.

Protein paste, it's nutritious and delicious.

by bloof July 12, 2004

Copy Paste Dump

a website that supplies things that people want to copy and paste, such as emojis, Unicode characters, emoticons, text art, and fonts

I use the Copy Paste Dump all the time for symbols!

by slweeb April 23, 2021

Cut 'n' Paste

Synonym: Plagiarize
To do as a last minute effort before assignments are due. Usually done by dumb people or people that go to "Matto Sports High"

Dude, I worked on my assignment for 3 and a half hours!
Friend: Dude, 4 words, Cut 'n' Paste!
-Totally!

by Psuedonym Man May 21, 2009