outfit tracker

A person who obsessively "tracks" what other people are wearing on a daily basis and give an unwanted opinion. "Outfit Trackers" are clothes nazis who are the scum of the earth.

Guy 1: "Hey you wore those pants yesterday?"
Guy2: OMG! You're outfit tracking me! You're a goddamn OCD "Outfit Tracker" GTFO here with that shit man!
(Most famously defined by Larry David in his latest season of his show "Curb Your Enthusiasm where F. Murray Abraham tells Larry that "You wore those pants yesterday didn't you?!"

by I Love Larry David. He's funny December 5, 2017

outside

n. Where fights are often taken, including but not limited to sidewalks, alleys, and grassy areas

v. short for "let's take it outside"

That's it, we're going outside.
Outside. Now.

by Timemutt August 11, 2004

urban outfitters

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."

by Jake October 26, 2005

urban outfitters

A slightly overpriced store found primarily in urban areas of North America. The company targets a college-aged audience, but attracts younger and older consumers just as well. While many of the brands they carry are overpriced (Diesel, Lacoste, True Religion, etc.), buyers trust them to be of excellent quality. Most Urban Oufitters shoppers are not looking so much as to fit a mold or put on a 'hipster' persona, but just want to buy good, fashionable clothing. Some think that Urban Outfitterers are trying to stand out as "individuals", but you could say the same about anyone who shops at American Eagle, Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Hollister, Hot Topic, and all the rest - except, unlike Urban Outfitters shoppers, those who shop at the more common stores REALLY want to look like clones (and are still paying for overpriced goods).

Hey, since we're here, why don't we go to Urban Outfitters? I'm sure we can find something that will make us look cool in a young, fashion-aware kinda way. Hopefully no body will perceive us as spoiled rich kids who want to be perceived as individuals even though we've never even had jobs.

by Niel Lindbergh January 10, 2007

Outsideness

From former University of Warwick professor of philosophy and proponent of accelerationism Nick Land's Twitter handle @Outsideness. Land commonly spends his days shitposting on Twitter.

Hey, did you see that new Outsideness post?

by Bombius Sheeppius December 25, 2020

spill your seed outside of me

To practice the "withdrawal" method during sex with a woman; ie "pull and shoot".

Sally: “I’m prepared to do my duty as your wife, but I ask that you spill your seed outside of me.”

Randall: "But Honey, I don't want to make a mess on our new wallpaper."

by Alley G December 14, 2012

outfit

A set of clothes that is specifically picked out so that all pieces of clothing "go together". Normally something a woman wears, but recently black men have adopted to custom. White boys wear clothes. Brothers gotta wear an outfit.

Look at that reggin's outfit. Every thing fucking matches including his hat and shoes!

by yo mama September 16, 2003