shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"

Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."

by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014

shit my eye

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

by Johnny eye shutter January 29, 2017

shit my ass

To shit a quantity of shit that is equal to the size of your ass.

"I feel like I have to shit my ass."

by Jugarn Jax May 31, 2005

Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

shit my pants

a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"

Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.

by Cracka ho November 09, 2006

shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.

"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"

by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009

shit my wack

To shit your wack is to soil your pants in a scary or terrifying situation.

Person 1 "Oh my god that was scary"
Person 2 "Yeah man I totally shit my wack!"

by Drinkypants January 13, 2018