omfgwtfitfs

1. acronym for "oh my fucking god, what the fuck is this fucking shit"
2.When an occurrence or an event is so umbelievabe, that words can not fully describe just how totally messed up a situation truly is...

Dave took a dump in his friend Eric's bathroom but didn't flush just before going out for the night. After a long and hard night of excessive drinking, Eric stumbles into the bathroom, where a surprise package has been left for him, after three flushes the mess has not completely been washed away, at which point he exclaims "oh my fucking god, what the fuck is this fucking shit!?"
He promptly sends the following text message to Dave with a pic of the mess: omfgwtfitfs

by fuxaround May 25, 2009

omfgishijwfi

Oh my fucking god I'm so horny I just wana fuck it

"Dude look at this picture" "omfgishijwfi, can I?"

by 0SirShmoopy0 February 19, 2010

omfgrofl

Oh My Fucking God Rolling On the Floor Laughing

omfgrofl!

by shorty41 July 27, 2010

Omfgwth

Net-Speak for "Oh my fucking god, what the Hell!"

Person 1: Hey, look what I done!
person 2: omfgwth, why did you do that!

by Siliconwolf September 25, 2006

Omfgosh

It means "oh my fucking gosh." or "oh my frikkin gosh"

"OMFGOSH! What happened here?!"

by Mirosui Onitsaki June 6, 2005

omfglmao

text term meaning "oh my f*cking god laugh my ass off"

omfglmao what a piece of crap!

by mike allen andrews January 25, 2009

omfggmomwacot

An acronym standing for Oh My Goodness Gracious Me Oh My With A Cherry On Top. Substituted for Oh My God, though in my opinion OMG is much easier to say.

Person 1: Guess what? Dylan just broke up with Jessica!
Person 2: OMFGGMOMWACOT!! You serious!?

by ashihm June 27, 2009