A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.
"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
by ViHelena April 23, 2017
Get the not-for-profitute mug.If someone says they're 'not about that life' it means that they don't or won't do something relating to that subject. It can be used in a variety of contexts and can be about a lot of things but it mostly used to reject someone inviting you to do something because you don't agree with it/don't like what they're doing/just don't want to.
It can also be edited to fit the purpose more by adding in a word before the word life to describe what kind of life said person is not about.
It can also be edited to fit the purpose more by adding in a word before the word life to describe what kind of life said person is not about.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey, I'm having a Sexy Party this weekend, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not about that life. I'm sure you'll be coming enough for the both of us.
Example 2-
Person: Want to take a picture with me?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not about that selfie life.
Person 1: Hey, I'm having a Sexy Party this weekend, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not about that life. I'm sure you'll be coming enough for the both of us.
Example 2-
Person: Want to take a picture with me?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not about that selfie life.
by notaboutthatlife December 28, 2013
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It's not my decision, most of the time people use it in a place of long explanation on why they cannot do or decide certain things.
Son: Mother, may i go to a football game.
Mother: It's not my call. Talk to your father.
Note: Instead of long explanation ''i am not the one to allow you to go or not to go to football games, talk to your father''. Mother gave a short reply.
Mother: It's not my call. Talk to your father.
Note: Instead of long explanation ''i am not the one to allow you to go or not to go to football games, talk to your father''. Mother gave a short reply.
by Redmen1 November 4, 2013
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I'm not o-fucking-kay!
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