Smidgen Nerks

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

by NextDoorCat June 10, 2018

You Nork

Miss-pronunciation of the word 'New York' often used be morons like Patrick Weber.

Patrick: "I don't like You Nork"

by IHonestlyCantThinkOfAnyThing August 1, 2021

Nords

Short for Nordstrom. The term is often used by an array of douchebags to describe their favorite store and where they go and buy clothes to get the douchebag style. This includes Ed Hardy, Balle, and Lacoste.

Jim- Heyy Dawg, lets hit up Nords at da mall.
Mark- Yea Fo realz dawg, lets pick up some V-cuts
Jim- Yeah then we will look so cool for the 14 year old pune at the mall.
Mark-Outz

by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2009

Chuck Noris

When you ejaculate in a girl's face then round house kick her.

I "Chuck Norised" the shit outta that bitch

by Ronald Regan June 18, 2005

n0rks

Breasts, boobs, tits etc

You have nice n0rks, can I squeeze them?

by Kv June 7, 2003

Norker

An insult, combining the words "nerd", "dork", and "loser".

I can't believe he tripped in the hallway. He is such a norker.

by crazerageripper September 30, 2009

norbs

Abbreviation for "nice orbs", pertaining to boobs, breasts, tatas, etc. Word is most commonly used in online conversation, but is often used in everyday conversation too.

My God, that girl has some amazing norbs!

by estabanismoi November 30, 2014