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Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.
Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.
by 24moorej January 2, 2025
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neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.
Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.
by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025
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Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)
Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!
by That random brit July 28, 2023
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Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.
Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.
by anonymous May 15, 2024
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Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket
Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.
by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021
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Rose Lace Noose

The up and coming superstar boy band with a roster that consists of its lead vocalist Xavi, it's percussion specialist Jam-il, Lead dancer, Jordy D, Guitarist, Davi, and Backup vocalist RayRay
OMG DID YOU HEAR ROSE LACE NOOSE IS PERFORMING IN CAMDEN, NJ, WE ARE LIKE SO IN THERE
by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024
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Rose Lace Noose

The virtual up and coming superstar boy band that consists of Lead Vocalist, Xavi, Lead Guitarist, Davi, Primary Dancer Jordy G, Pianist, JAM-il, and Secondary Dancer, RayRay.
OMG DID YOU GO AND SEE ROSE LACE NOOSE AT CAMDEN? YOUR LIKE SO THE STUFF
by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024
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