nonconformist

The most retarded, unpleasant conformists alive. In a pathetic attempt to boost their own self-esteem by being "different", nonconformists put down everything that is accepted and liked by mainsteam society. The problem is, this doesn't actually mean they aren't conforming. They're simply conforming to the standards of their counterculture.

I have no problem with people wearing black and listening to bands I've never heard of (common features among "nonconformists". I respect their choice not to "conform". Yet inevitably, they have no respect for my choice to wear pink polo shirts and Coach bags while listening to popular music. They say I'm a conformist-ironically, their friends look a lot more alike than mine do.

by lacoste_lover July 21, 2006

Noni

Pronounced nah-nee. Word used to define vagina. Not as dirty as "pussy" but more hip than saying "vagina."

Some girls on the internet have nonis that make you go "EWWWW!"

by dreadreaDREA! (LOL FAIL) March 18, 2009

Nono

an extremely powerful pain reliever, typically prescribed for back pain. typically found as 1000/325

I wanna pop (eat) a few NoNos

by Mr. NoNo April 20, 2010

noninary

Unlike decimal which uses a base of 10(0-9), noninary uses a base of 9(0-8). The mainly used family of bases are: Hexidecimal,Decimal,Noninary,Octinary,Pentinary,Trinary,and Binary.

Hexidecimal: 190F151315030C
Decimal: 25152119210312
Noninary: 27162321230313
Octinary: 31172523270315
Pentinary: 100030041034041003022
Trinary: 221120210200021010110
Binary: 011001001111010101010011010101000011001100
Alphabet: YOUSUCK

by Xenoglyph November 5, 2003

nonjob

When guy can't reach orgasm during the handjob or blowjob.

Mary was giving John a handjob but he didn't ejaculate so it's a nonjob.

by Rizu December 29, 2014

noncommittal

Not expressing a preference; unwiling to decide

although favoring European unity he was noncommittal about the form it should take.

by mangohana November 29, 2013

noncontribution

When someone makes such a concerted contribution to a conversation or activity that they might as well have done nothing. Especially in relation to online conversation and the general laziness promoted by online anonymity.

Often used sarcastically.
Sometimes written non-contribution or (non) contribution

*Fred joins.*
<Fred> Hey guys! What are you talking about.
<Sam> Josh and I are having a detailed conversation about the effects of global warming on Arctic Polar bear populations.
<Fred> Yeah, Al Gore has stinky balls.
*Fred has been kicked by Josh* (Kickmsg: Thanks for your noncontribution asshole!)

by sh_sn December 11, 2009