shoulder looking

to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.

(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)

friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?

you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.

by mysterious Will July 15, 2010

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Shoulder Surfer

Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.

Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.

by Thomas Antonacci March 28, 2008

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shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009

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An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

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broad shoulders

When you have a girl on each one of your arms. Typically you have your arms around them.

I had to help my crippled aunt and drunk grandma back to the car. Not my idea of broad shoulders....

by AAAAALLLLLVVVIIIINNNN May 9, 2008

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Wii Shoulder

Having played Wii (bowling mainly) for far too many hours. Not following makers instructions of regular breaks. Leading to serious shoulder ache and stiffness for about 3 days afterwards!

Wii shoulder- Wii players who rarely do any other excercise will find this most common! (like me)

Similar to Tennis Elbow! :)

by Wendywii January 12, 2008

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