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hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017
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Your petero a hetero

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.
Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018
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you grandma hetero

an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.
Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero
by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018
mugGet the you grandma heteromug.

hetero cis normative

A totally heterosexual cisgender normal person. Usually closed minded and/or a Trump supporter.
Help! Get me back to my people, I’m trapped in hetero cis normative TikTok!!
by Short but Spicy October 1, 2020
mugGet the hetero cis normativemug.

Hetero Imposing

When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.
Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
by JacksonLeo November 13, 2020
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The Hetero

The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.

First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff

All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!

However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.

Good luck!
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
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