Nicolas

That type of guy who "can't be friendzoned because he friendzoned you first". A closeted pervert and stalker with a lowkey loli fetish.

Hey, remember that jackass we were friends with in highschool? Yeah, I think his name was Nicolas or some preppy shit.

by lolihentaienthusiast June 10, 2018

nicolas

An absolute cunt who thinks he is funny. He is extremely cocky and tries to get girls to date him.

Person 1: I went to the theatres last night, but my date did not arrive. So I had to watch the movie by myself.

Person 2: What a fucking Nicolas your are. GAAAAAAY FAGGGG

by Uncle GOnca January 17, 2018

nicola

a disloyal friend who engages in inappropriate behavior behind the scenes and prefects backstabbing after whore time expires.

"That girl fucked my ex and then tried to stalk me back me when he tossed her like a used tampon."

"Sounds like a real nicola."

by Lllama Sue January 11, 2009

Nicolas

Overwhelmingly racist, hates all sorts of minorities but has an abnormally long penis and has second to none commitment in getting the money up.

- Look! it's a Nicolas!

-You know what they say, hair long big schlong.

by coolguy392 September 1, 2021

Nicolas

The most fattest and annoying fat shit you could ever meet. Has terrible dance moves and has a retarded spastic brother as well as a special family. Has a tiny dick and craves on burgers 24/7. If you ever know a Nicolas... god bless you...

"Nicolas is a fat shit with a tiny dick"
"Its Nicolas runnnnn!"

by NicolasIsFat October 15, 2019

Nicolas

A piece of shit narcissist prick.

Nicolas, I think his last name is chick....

by Bitchwholewhore2 May 30, 2018

Nicolas

A little romanian faggot with a small penis that enjoys fingering his anus with the backside of a spoon. He thinks he is smart but is actually the pure physical representation of the word “dumb”. Hes the time of person that would call you later on in life begging for a job.

You cant be this gay and dumb.
Ofcourse i can, im nicolas.

by Slabutitus November 5, 2017