Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch Netflix and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"
by laxbuhl7 April 27, 2015
Don't ask a girl to Netflix and Chill on a first date; unless she's a ho she'll say no. Then you look like a dick just trying to dip your wick.
by LadyBookworm80 May 20, 2017
Watch videos and masturbate, applying only to females.
Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
Plays off of both Netflix and Chill and Jill off.
by Danny A Kuhar December 29, 2015
Person 1: Come on man, you have to watch Goodfellas.
Person 2: I can't, it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: You are such a Netflix Slave.
Person 2: I can't, it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: You are such a Netflix Slave.
by shadow24601 July 08, 2015
The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.
Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.
by Fuegocurtainreddrapes December 30, 2015
The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.
by BShan January 12, 2016
Someone who obsessively screws up your netflix queue for their own benefit. Often involves renting movies no one else in the house wants to watch and then waiting a week to watch them, thereby wasting more time and money.
My wife is a total Netflix Nazi; she's constantly deleting good movies and replacing them with the Golden Girls Season 3.
by WotanMitUns April 22, 2008