near the knuckle

Risque. Rude but not completely gross (joke).

"That gag was near the knuckle, man." "I know but still funny wasn't it?"

by piscivore September 14, 2017

Naraphonamatic

The disorder where you only fall in love once and can’t fall out of love with that person or in love with anyone else

But you can have little crushes on other people but you can’t truly love the other people

Person: so you love me? Why

Me: because you’re a beautiful individual with an amazing personality!
Person: I’m sorry....... find someone else to love please

Me: B-but I’m Naraphonamatic......
Person: oh........ I’m sorry

by Anonymous please help November 27, 2018

NearChannel2576

I person who likes to make fun of people who play Fortnite and people who use UwU and OwO. I agree with NearChannel2576! A cool man that plays Minecraft bedrock and knows a shit ton of commands!

Well I hate Fortnite so you will like NearChannel2576!

by SteamLinuxUserGang January 11, 2021

NearChannel

If you call someone a NearChannel that means they hate Fortnite and don't like OwO and UwU. Also if you are a NearChannel you know how to make good commands in Minecraft Bedrock. Also can mean you are Near a body of water.

WOW damn my friend is a "NearChannel" Since he is so good at Minecraft Bedrock commands!

by SteamLinuxUserGang January 11, 2021

near1ver

One of the best people ever! near1ver deserves nothing but love and attention, and you should definitely worship them. They are the coolest people ever and if you don't like them then you're automatically a loser and I hope you choke on a chicken nugget <3. near1ver is so stunning, funny, nice, kind, amazing in general and everything you want in a friend!! they're so strong and brave and its amazing and inspiring. Now that you've heard all that you HAVE to stan and love them forever :)

"hey did you hear about that near1ver chick? they're the best friend anybody could ever ask for."

by ryukissoseggsylol May 21, 2021

Naradasur

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.

Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.

We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.

by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021