NATO

Need Alcohol To Operate

Dude1: Dude, she won't have sex with me.
Powerful Kid: That's because she NATO on everyone.
Dude1: WTF? I've taken U.S. History already.
Powerful Kid: You cock fag! You need to fill er' up with alcohol before you can "operate" on her.
Dude1: Oh...

by BenchMax345 March 29, 2008

NATO

Needs America To Operate; Nothing After Two O'Clock - both describe the North Atlantic Treaty Organization's general inability to accomplish real world missions without heavily depending upon US assistance and financing, along with the seemingly inept way they can't organize the simplest of tasks or internal communications. Most countries assigned to NATO have a laxed approach to work, where quitting time is around 1400 hours every day, regardless of what is going on.

US pilot: Hey, suit up, we gotta go bomb Libya

NATO pilot: What? We can't! It's already 2pm! Time to go home!

by Short Bus Mafia April 23, 2011

namordnik

Russian, Polish, derogatory term for covid face mask.
Weared by sheeple to avoid deadly virus, or being punished by police.
Literally, a reference to the dog muzzle

-You look so stupid in this namordnik, why do you wear this shit?

-The cops are nearby

by dildo777 May 4, 2021

naportunity

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

nato potato

a spud that comes in many variations. Often enjoyed mashed, fried, baked, roasted, scalloped, or in the form of tater tots, chips, and soup.

I couldn't survive without my nato potato fix everyday.

by aksnowflakes February 3, 2010

naterday

The act of partying with Natural light on a saterday night.

Quinn took full advantage of naterday drinking 24 beers.

by Quinton lee August 14, 2008

Anarcho-NATOist

Western leftist that engages in bothsidesism when confronted with any real world geopolitical scenario. Calls themselves a socialist but consistently denounces actually existing socialist states in the name of intellectual nuance, therefore

inadvertently fulfilling the strategic interests of the western imperialism and with that becoming NATO's useful idiots.

YouTuber and peadofile Vaush is the quintessential anarcho-NATOist

by therenegademaster June 6, 2022