The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.
My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!
by TheBillster August 17, 2012
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BIG nads

Typically a slag of some nature, short in stature but large in the weight department. When it steps on the scales you mistake it for the euro millions jackpot. Can be used as a weight measurement.
That bag of cotton is pure BIG nads!
Oi, G look at that BIG nads across the street, jerez dam.
by Lark arse December 05, 2018
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Goat nad

That niccah goat nads smelled like fish . We were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the goat nads . I’ll bet his goat nads were sore and smashing that fat girl all night . Come here and rub my goat nads baby . I’m not in the mood tonight my goat nads hurt .
by 818King February 24, 2025
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