not a fan

Referring to the popular trend on Facebook of becoming a fan of something...except that you wouldn't become a fan.

Example 1:

Man walks past in purple short shorts and hairy legs.
Jenn: "I am not a fan of hairy men and short shorts"

Example 2:
Sarah after reading article about Ann Coulter: "I am not a fan of that woman."

by danton2015 April 8, 2010

The Cake Is Not A Lie

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

by BassMZero January 16, 2011

You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

Not A Real Person

Not A Real Person: (N)

1. Character of Society

2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”

3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*


Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.



Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal

Have you ever seen the witches? They are Not Real People.

The old woman with the Cruella de Vil hairstyle is Not A Real Person.

by Professor/ Deutch Beer Girl August 12, 2008

Notario

An individual who has problem with reading and writing, as well as having major emotional problems. They are usually diagnosed as being clinically depressed and having bi-poloar disorder.

That poor Notario is 30 years old and lives next door to his parents.

by Kayleena January 2, 2007

Not a thing

dismissing an idea using "thing" to replace words like "problem" or "issue".

janet: oh, brad, i'm sorry! i slept with rocky!
brad: don't worry about it. it's not a thing.

by Flakey Tart October 21, 2010

not a full shilling

Someone who is off their fookin head, in other words...a sandwich short of a picnic!

Lele: As if u did a bit of fookin for a chicken burger....
Lulu: i know, not a full shilling am i....

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008