Latex Ready

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.

Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."

by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012

Fireman Ready

When a Female is ready to hoe out and patiently waiting for her pimp to land her a date n send her out..

Pimp: See my main bitch right there. She's about stacking that paper. She Fireman Ready no matter where we at she ready to Go Out n Hoe Out !

by N8Stylo August 31, 2021

i-Ready

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide

Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by the icarly fan September 14, 2020

Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009

ready-rolled

An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.

Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."

by Danger Boy January 23, 2004

Pulling a Ready

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself

'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'

by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015

your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

by brapgrim October 11, 2008