comment spam

The automatic posting of random, irrelevant comments on weblogs, wikis, and guestbooks. These comments include links to websites in order to increase search engine rankings. A form of spamdexing.

I made a very thought-provoking post the other day, but all my feedback was worthless comment spam.

by Godwin March 3, 2006

Youtube Comments

Probably the most unfunny thing to ever exist alongside Twitter and Tiktok. Youtube Comments usually consist of people using the same old ass memes and people saying extremely unfunny and retarded things about the video, oh and just note to yourself. DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION or else you will be bombarded with threats from random 12 year olds. Also keep in mind that most of these comments come from Kpop fans, Weeaboos/Otakus (Anime profile pictures), dumbass 12 - 14 year olds, and many more degenerates online.

Insert typical unfunny youtube comment: "Nobody:" "I-" "Who's listening in 2021" "When you"
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Shut the fuck up you unfunny retard, go do something other than posting cringe all day"
The Commenter: NOOOOO MY FEELINGS ;(((
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Goddamn... Fucking kids these days and their Youtube Comments

by idc about your opinion January 24, 2021

begging the comment

1. A social networker who comments on other users' profiles; his/her only intention, however, is to entice that user to comment on his/her profile.
2. A social networker that unabashadly asks other users to comment on his/her profile.
3. A pun of the phrase "begging the question", used to describe a logical fallacy.

1. Grendal sent me a message on my MySpace, but I'm sure she's just begging the comment.
2. OMG, you should look at my page and comment my new pics. You haven't left me a comment in ages! Comment comment comment, or I'll kill myself! Why haven't you commented, yet?

by Lindee August 25, 2007

Comment-Like

The legit way of letting someone know that his/her comment on someone's status, picture, video, etc. is funny or likeable.

Person 1: That comment he put on her status yesterday is really hilarious!
Person 2: I comment-liked it!

(Facebook User puts up a Facebook status, Facebook Fanatic comments, and 5 people like Facebook Fanatic's comment)

Facebook User
Facebook is awesome!
30 minutes ago. Unlike. Comment
You and 2 others like this.

Facebook Fanatic Yeah I spend too much time on it!

20 minutes ago Like 5 People

by ihartfb January 16, 2011

The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

comment tweaking

the art of deforming a comment a on social network website. Or the art of loosing time when you are actualy suppose to write an essay, due to tomorrow.

Marc: i lost my toothbrush
Me: my i toothbrush lost
marc: STOP COMMENT TWEAKING ME!

by xaviercm February 7, 2010

Comment Friends

when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.

"Do you ever talk to Jordyn?" "No, we are just comment friends."

by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010