Trap nap

The act of napping to continue your day of getting lit.

"Lemme take a quick trap nap before we pop those xans"

by PurplehazeX May 31, 2018

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Nap roulette

Taking a nap without having an alarm clock to wake you up

-She didn’t text me for 5 hours straight this afternoon...
- She must be playing the nap roulette again!

by Soranaaaa February 21, 2019

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 14, 2017

dirt nap

When somebody dies. Therefore, they are taking a nap in the dirt. Forever.

Yo I wish pops was here, but he's taking a dirt nap.

by Cranky_Lobster June 2, 2016

nap queen

A hot girl who doesn't go out to party. She prefers to stay indoors watching netflix and cuddling with her boo. Napping is her preferred pastime

Jean never goes out and parties cus shes a nap queen.

by Mintysky June 30, 2015