mutuals

When a man and a woman simultaneously achieve orgasm together during intercourse or 69.

Coco: You ever hold it in during sex if you know she is about to cum?
Jon: Oh all the time, its the greatest feeling.
Coco: True, fuckin mutuals.

by Circumsized Hen November 20, 2009

Mutually Assured Blumpkin

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.

Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012

mutually pining

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.

When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.

by Jonathon C June 18, 2006

mutual oral sex

Another way of saying 69.

Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 19, 2017

Mutual

Where no feelings are involed in the act of making out (kissing passionitely) between two people.

Austin found a mutual to make out with

by chazzels22 July 8, 2011