Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.
Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.
by He's a guy November 01, 2014
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mustache fight

Two men violently making out,

or one man and an Italian woman.
Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight
by assdan June 03, 2010
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Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game
okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey
by tairock October 28, 2020
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Alligator Mustache

Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".

This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
by Chamel November 03, 2010
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mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 21, 2017
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Oregon mustache

Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.
I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!
by Dnice456 July 25, 2019
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