Muppet style 

To engage in the act of fisting another's asshole

Gonna muppet style this hoe...wondering if I should lube up the left/right or both

Muppet style by Benjiblueyes April 11, 2020

Muppet Fire Drill 

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

Muppet Fire Drill by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022

Muppet Bloat 

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.

Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.

Muppet Bloat by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022

Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

Muppet fisting by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022

Muppet Bones 

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

Muppet Bones by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023

muppet smile 

The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.

*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment

muppet smile by Maccyd November 6, 2015

Muppet Fucker 

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

Muppet Fucker by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012