Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.

Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.

by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009

mental hernia

A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.

First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."

Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."

by michiganmayday April 18, 2010

Mental Whiplash

A serious case of mental confusion that arises when a fashionista decides to wear normal clothes for once, thus making normal clothes wearer's minds go crazy.

Whoa! I just saw Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in normal clothes and experienced mental whiplash!

by Yuppthat'sme November 6, 2011

Mental Moment

A brief period of time when a typically sane person seeks refuge from a whole lotta shit going on, in order to keep from completely losing one's mind and going apeshit on the next random person who just completely, and most likely unintentionally, pisses one off.
Similar to a snicker's moment

Random coworker: "Dude, what the fuck are you doing hiding under your desk?"

Person losing it: "Back off asshole, I just need a mental moment."

Random coworker: "Christ, alright dick!"

by Jenni D April 6, 2012

mental kev

That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.

Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town

by PinkJaxx June 3, 2018

Mental Beatdown

When you have a bad day, so you beat your dick more than 10 times in a day.

Bro, I failed my world geo Africa map quiz, went home and had a mental beatdown

by Cake Gravy October 11, 2019

mentalhealthisamyth

bestie mentalhealthisamyth is in denial or something about the existence of mental health tbh. They may need a therapist but they are swag so they probably don't need one.

mentalhealthisamyth makes memes to make the emptiness more tolerable

by @kitboy_orb June 26, 2021