Mudflap

When a man blind folds a woman before sex and explosively releases diarrhea onto her face. He then proceeds to jump out her bedroom window before she takes off the blindfold, leaving her looking like a mud flap.

There is legend of a man who only dates women to mudflap them and never see them again.

by Allah's_Childrenالله أكبر May 9, 2022

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West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.

Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.

by Heyman23565741 August 1, 2021

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charlotte mudflap

simply a mullet

im pissed! Why? cause i was walking down the street eating a sandwich, and some dumb ass with a charlotte mudflap runs past and it blew all over my sanwich!

by upinsmoke420 December 1, 2010

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Mudflaps

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains

"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps

by SitMyPants January 23, 2025

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Mudflap

(Muh-d-fl-ap)
Noun
A person or persons who willingly and with pleasure catches all products produced from any and all sexual interactions. Including but not limited to any or all STDs.

That bitch is a jive ass mudflap, she catches it all.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

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