monty burns

Rhyming slang for 'gurns' - i.e. Ecstasy pills.

'Let's have a night on the monty burns'

'I've got a fat bag of monty burns'

by Horace McHorace June 19, 2008

monty middle

A fucked up middle school 6-8 where it's cool to smoke weed and have sex. Pregnancy scares are a thing and depression is cool. The girls are all slutty and theirs always drama. The fuckboys arent even hot, because there are literally no guys who are hot. Like 2, maybe. The principal has his head up his ass and all the teachers want to be the cool teacher. Be prepared for weird ass team names such as 'The Royal Blue Narwals'. Ask.fm will plague this school, spilling all the popular kids secrets, who have adopted a multitude of nicknames over the years. The most common one to hear is 'pb' for 'popular bitch'.

She goes to monty middle? She must be fuuuucked up.

by bitch5678 December 1, 2016

Monty Bowman

The most based human alive has a huge throbbing black dick and enjoys the taste of mixed race pussy

Michelle: wow monty bowman is fucking based and sexy and cute
alex: yeah 100% tap that

by gooey67 May 28, 2023

Monty and the Maniacs

Probably the best band on the planet. Thought to originate in Sevenoaks.

Songs including:
Laurensen's got himself a boner
Wrobel wears eyeliner
The Monty song

by James October 22, 2006

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

Monty Keates

A tiktoker star, that constantly gets bullied by Kyeets gc

monty keates: HEYYYY

meuh: stfu
saira: stop yelling

by loocy; September 8, 2020

MONTY MOMENT

It is a moment of realization, Similar to bruh moment, Where Something Mundane is found to have a deep explanation/lore, whether it be ironical, real or Satirical.

Jhonty - Hey, I heard you asked her out, And She said no ?
Me : Monty Moment 😔

by SJ Flow January 7, 2021