Monopoly

Really rough and wild sex

Son: "daddy, what were you and mommy doing last night?"
Dad: "we were playing Monopoly"

by Mi dikis hard January 7, 2021

Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.

'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'

by Areyonga September 8, 2017

Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.

1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by LazyLuna January 31, 2017

Monopoly

*Soviet National Anthem plays*

"Disney is a monopoly."

by Tallwhiteguy546 July 1, 2020

Monopoly Instructions

Absolute nerd

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy

by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022

Monopoly Go ads

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Monopoly Go Ads

A once fun but now boring game that has gone worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games and websites LOVE to include.

It features a old ass man wearing a tuxedo too small for the average eye to see and a hat that is even bigger than him. It sometimes also includes a grey dog whose eyebrows are even bushier than all the hair on my body.

“Monopoly Go Ads are just annoying af.”

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024