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strip monopoly 

You financially cripple your opponents in Monopoly and make them strip.
Person A: You want to play Strip Monopoly?
Person B: No.
strip monopoly by A Sad Doggo August 14, 2020

strip monopoly 

You financially cripple your opponents in Monopoly and make them strip. Until you get whatever results you desire. Playing that game may or may not be a mistake.
Person A: You want to play Strip Monopoly

Person B: Dude I'm 12.
strip monopoly by A Sad Doggo August 14, 2020

free parking monopoly 

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'

collect them like monopoly 

"collect them like monopoly" is a line from Ariana Grande and Victoria Monét's song called Monopoly.
Bad vibes, get off of me
Outta here with that fuckery
Treat my goals like property
Collect them like Monopoly
I probably won't come if there's not a fee
And if they try come stoppin' me
I swerve both ways, dichotomy

Taint Monopoly 

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens
"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

Playing monopoly 

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.
Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!