Mobiletard

A retard that somehow has a driver's license.

1. Hunter was retarded, but somehow was a good driver, so that made him a mobiletard.

by Cloud247 January 13, 2011

military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.

Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter

by futmar October 5, 2015

Military Genius

A person who states factual evidence regarding the military

Malik is a military genius because he always states the facts.

by RiseoftheMalik April 27, 2017

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

military weeb

A person who is in the military, but also enjoys watching anime.

Military weeb: a daily process of shooting guns and watching gundam.

by Mad-perspective July 8, 2018

militaryandsurplus

The best YouTuber to ever exist. Talks about military stuff and is an all round god to everyone.

Hey it's militaryandsurplus, the best YouTube ever

by Redfsnny October 30, 2020

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021