Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets 

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

Mountain Dew Shot

A selfie pic from a girl working out wearing a sports bra, with sweat beads running down the cleavage.

Dawn sent me a nice Mountain Dew Shot from the gym today, a great distraction from the meeting I was in.

Mountain Dew Shot by Alaska assassin February 19, 2024

Mountain Dew INDIA 

Mountain dew ringadingadingading

Mountain Dew INDIAN Ring a ding a ding a ting

Mountain Dew INDIA by YT:TheAndroidGamerBro May 3, 2024

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

Mountain Dew Volcano by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

doritos and mountain dew by CAlonghair May 2, 2016

Diet Mountain Dew 

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

Diet Mountain Dew by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009

the old one two mountain dew 

an ambiguous sexual action

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

the old one two mountain dew by themountaindewd April 22, 2017