Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squish mitten

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..

Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..

by D.J.H. September 12, 2005

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

West Milton NY

Home of the most trailer parks in a 5 mile radius per capita in NY. A place where the locals hang out at the local Stewart’s shop, by day, and dollar general by night, where the conversation topics consist of where the next pit party will be, who’s got the best meth in town this week, and who’s fucking who’s “ole lady” ! Everyone is a Bush drinking, framing carpenter in West Milton, with absolutely not ambition to excel in life, further then their kinfolk have from the previous generation. A full set of teeth is a rarity in West Milton also, if you actually see someone with a nice set of teeth, they’re either passing through, or have relocated for work at the local Naval Base. The pump house is the biggest attraction on those hot summer days in West Milton, where you would round up the family, and go down to the local cooling hole for a swim. The pump house is littered with garbage, broken glass, remains of empty beer balls from the 90s, people literally having sex in their cars, shooting heroin, smoking meth, and chugging Bush tall boys, as of it were their job! AVOID WEST MILTON BY ALL COSTS!

We’re going over to Friendlys in West Milton NY for a party, you wanna go? Nahhh, there’s a party behind Northern Pines tonight.

by Welder 1 May 21, 2022

mutton chops

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

East Milton

A small section of the Town of Milton, bordering Quincy.

East Milton is amazing. Everyone from here is loved, because if your Irish, you fit right in. The boys from East Milton are gorgeous, and the girls are as Easy as they come. Boys from Southie, Dorchester & Quincy will often come to East Milton because they know they will get it in if they come here.

East Milton and Quincy have a big Rivalry. Fist Fights go down almost every weekend. Stabbing have happened.

Sometimes reffered to as The E or Emil, or EM.

quincy boy: east milton sucks....

east milton boy: WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY? FIGHT ME.

by queens11 January 17, 2012

nose mittens

Vaginal lips, labia - usually with a little fuzziness...

Going down on her, Timmy was please to find that Jenny had a fine pair of nose mittens for him to enjoy.

by Tom O. December 5, 2007