Minesketeers

awesome team of griefers on minecraft consisting of fire_blazed, watteffer and podgybulider

Uh oh, the minesketeers are here!

by Sudan Rocks! October 15, 2011

Minnesota tadpole

When your dick shrivels up due to cold weather

It was so cold that my dick shriveled into a Minnesota tadpole

by Slim jimmy 69 May 6, 2016

Miles black

A dumb broke unattractive motherfucker who lost his virginity to cactus

Yoy I don't like his dumb ass he a miles black

by Tj69969 January 18, 2019

Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.

"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"

by MarioManz June 1, 2019

Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.

My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.

by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019

Cock Miles

A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.

1. She looks like she has had a lot of cock miles
2. She has got cock miles all over her face

by rupDawg September 23, 2010

mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'

by its_our_future October 20, 2012