Royal mess

To make a huge mess of things or, to be a big mess.

"Holy shit! Ariana was a royal mess last night. She had two drinks and the was a sloppy drunk, believe me."

by midnightrise June 4, 2015

cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.

Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.

by MARiiE November 2, 2007

A hot mess

A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.

Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.

by Sharon King November 15, 2006

hot mess

A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.

When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"

by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010

mess of a man

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy

that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man

by David Simpson September 29, 2005

Miss Mess

denotes a messy, tardy, or otherwise eye-roll-worthy person who has deemed themselves superior to others, when in fact everyone thinks they're pathetic. used esp. in the gay lexicon.

"Mmmm mmm (shaking head) there goes Miss Mess again, looking tragic and strutting like's she's god's gift."

by agentorange April 19, 2004

mess around

A dance routine which is spontaneous, crazy and original each time it is performed. Refers to the classic Ray Charles song.

Miller, do the mess around!

by thenotorioustru90 March 8, 2011