Mermaid

A rather peculiar looking woman with striking mermaid qualities.

Renise was something of a mermaid. She had long wild hair, and was very thin and sea-like.

by Earl Annie Edna October 28, 2008

Limerick Mermaid

A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.

Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.

I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)

by daPillock December 10, 2010

Mermaid

Is a mystical creature that's human, but from the waist down, has an aquatic tail, and bigger lungs for swimming in the ocean. Mermaid being (female), and Merman being (male). They were probably mistaken for manatees in ancient times.

The word is also used nowadays to describe people that completely love the beach, also known as a beach rat.

I once knew a mermaid, she loved sex on the beach.

by Shapeshifter89 February 2, 2014

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

mermaidin'

when you're too poor to afford a/c or a nice fan and it's so hot that you gotta stay in the shower or tub all day long to cool off...

Guy: "babe...omfg...it's like 120 degrees outside and its hot as shit in here too...what should we do?"

Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"

by pdp assault September 9, 2011

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014