mermaid

a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.

Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.

Salmon: glubglubglubglub..

Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..

by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 28, 2008

Mermaid Kiss

When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.

Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.

by blink1371_69 December 13, 2012

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

mermaiding

when both feet end up in one leg of your pants

"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."

by GusChaos November 2, 2007

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.

"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".

by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010

Mermaiding

A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.

Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.

by The Neo-Architect April 4, 2011