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Memphis is one of the most miserable cities in America. The town is run and occupied predominately by ignorant, racist hypocrites. Crime rates are terrible, and if you were to move here, the chances that you or someone you know will fall victim to violent crime are pretty good. The schools are terrible, but this is not solely the fault of MCS. The reason why our city turns out so many dumb, violent little shits is because their parents don't give a flying fuck. Also, drug use is very common in this town, (you would do drugs to if you lived here). In all honesty, I sincerely hope that the uneducated, violent, thugs in this town get shot, stabbed, set on fire, extinguished, set on fire again, then finally beaten to death with a dildo... Their extraordinary ability to fuck things up has harmed/made more difficult the lives of good, honest, people.
I wouldn't piss on Memphis to put out a fire.
by AngryBlackMan1 January 5, 2010
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Memphis

A city with the highest crime rate, highest infant mortality rate, and the most corrupt politicians in the US. Memphis is a city in major decline, with a decaying downtown and people fleeing the city in every way possible. 64% African-American population. Crime, corruption, poor schools everywhere. Not a place even Elvis would visit.
Memphis is like blighted urban and ghetto suburbanized and vandalized Mississippi.
by daveknowsbest August 1, 2008
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Memphis Bean Burrito

When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!
We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.
by Masuraus July 26, 2016
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Memphis Dry Rub

Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
by keebler2 February 7, 2010
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memphis vanderberg

A loyal man who proceeds to do bad things, but they always turn outright
Memphis Vanderberg took me to dinner but didn't pay his bill.
by hey mr mr September 24, 2019
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Memphis

City with sucky schools, an awesome park (Shelby Farms), and crime. The only good part of memphis that is non ghetto is east memphis (part of it), and Germantown, Cordova, and then further away there's Bartlett and Collierville. Downtown Memphis, hmm what to say about that. Well, I hardly go there because it's far from east memphis obviously, and there are too many panhandlers/homeless people down there. The river is pretty to look at I guess. Mud Island is fun. The Orpheum is a great place to see some broadway :) The rest of downtown I think is mostly for people 21 and up because all I ever see down there is places to drink and people getting drunk.

People have lots of road rage here in my opinion. It's always the rednecks driving the big ole' trucks that get on my tails. Which won't make me go faster...but, anyway.

Memphis summers are soooooo hot because of the humidity. The rest of the year is kinda bi-polar. One day it will be freezing, the next it will be hot. It does snow here during the winter at least 1-3 days. :)

Overall Memphis is an ok city, but honestly there's not really that much to do. To me there isn't anyway. There aren't any mountains or big lakes or anything. and it kinda sucks having to always stay in east memphis/germantown because the rest of the city is too dangerous :P
Oh i forgot to mention the zoo is awesome! :)
and Memphis City Schools Superintendant (sp?) Kriner Kash is well....let's just say everybody including all the teachers hate him.
Let's go to Memphis and melt in the heat!
by Memphisgirl June 13, 2011
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mephisto

Dude that guy totally ownes you like Mephisto.
by Dubb October 19, 2003
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