medina

Aweseomely Awesome God-like and Hilarious Teacher; Equivalent to yoda

Medina rocks my socks!

by Kevy X July 15, 2008

funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

FUNKY COLD MEDINA

Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.

Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.

by Mah The Falka January 8, 2012

Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

Mikhail Medina

Mikhail is my lord and savior. I have a religion based off of him. He gets his ass eaten on the daily and taught me how to put the shot.

I wish I was Mikhail Medina, I’ll go kill my self now

by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

modging

In the art of making a cup of tea, the stimulation or titillation of the teabag in the cup in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clenching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques.

Here pet, get the biscuits ready, I'm just modging the teas.

by apesg May 27, 2020