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mayan sleeper

the act of inserting one's testicles into a girl (or boy) mouth and cumming into that person's nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to "go to sleep"
jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha
by neil flannagen October 31, 2007
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Mayfair

Is a most amazing person in the world. a person who is beyond beautiful both on the inside and the outside. a powerfully unique individual with a desire to make the world a better place to live. a person on a sacred mission with passion, devotion and loyalty. You will find no other like this person in the entire world. behind his highly attractive face is a strength and love so strong, which inspires you. A Mayfair is beyond human description. Also has an the loveliest hair.
person 1: have you seen mayfair?
person 2: of course, he is unmissable. his tall frame and super awesome hair
person 1: i know right, lets please hugs him... i heard he gives great hugs
by bellowmellow July 7, 2010
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Mayan

The act of wearing a towel over your waist with or without underpants right after exiting a shower, bath tub, pool, hot tub, or any body of water. The arrangement of this towel resembles a Mayan loincloth.
My underwear was still in the dryer when I got out of the shower, so I had to go Mayan until my underwear was dry.

After a fun day at the beach, I didn't feel like changing out of my bathing suit, so I went Mayan on the drive home to avoid getting the car seat wet.
by I'm going Mayan today. March 29, 2013
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Mayank

This homie right here has a big heart. Chill guy until you make him angry. Smart and too good to be true. He will do anything for his friends.He fucks hella treeches and has hella money. His dick is huge af thats why he gets more girls than other boys. Honestly having a Mayank in your life is quite privileged.
What a gem of a person!He is truly Mayank!
You got a big package homie!
by aarya002 November 22, 2021
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To go Mayfair on

To start a riot; to violently run around in hopes of causing harm to someone, just like the riot that happened at Mayfair Mall in Milwaukee.
Not cool dude, im bout to go mayfair on you!

Oh no! that was some crazy shit that happened over there man im screwed!
by marquaaaaa January 5, 2011
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Manfant

Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.
1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?

2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...

3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
by waarlok May 12, 2011
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Mayank

The ultimate specimen of sexy. His muscular figure gets all of the ladies. Men will avoid him since he will steal their women
Oh that man is like a Mayank
I wish my husband could be a Mayank
Mayank.
by Akriti musafri November 24, 2021
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