Maxie

if you are talking about pokemon, a drunk guy who wants to get a lava dinosaur to make land i think

Person One: "What the fuck am I looking at"
Person Two: "I think Maxie's trying to get groudon to make lava idk"

by awesomegoatz June 18, 2021

Maxi Army

A group of absolute weapons who defy the haters and do cool shit like parkour.
Most important rule of maxi army? Keep a damn positive, anti-hater mindset.

The Maxi Army is class like, they ditch the haters and look cool doing it!

by TheMaxiArmy February 11, 2025

Maxi

Verb, to "Maxi" is to commit suicide via asphyxiation with a belt.

Past tense "Maxi'd."

"Did you hear about Maximillion?"

"No, What happened?"

"She totally Maxi'd last night on instragam live."

"Bummer."

by Madame Marcy February 20, 2025

Maxi

big cook

maxi has a monsterous cook

by ormispornslflfkkdjd November 22, 2021

Maxi

He is nice and sexy. And good and fast in bed. And chunky.

I want a nice man in bed
Oh you mean a maxi

by Ronje November 24, 2021

The Nasty Maxy

When a girl squirts in a cup, mix’s the squirt with Koolaid, and someone drinks the Koolaid

Homie, I did The Nasty Maxy and it was AWESOME!

by Bird-dog432! August 9, 2024

Maxi

A tall robo bitch with massive tungsten tits that will crush your dick paper thin.

AAAAAAAAA FUCK MAXI JUST FLATTENED MY FUCKING DICK

by Disappointing Polish November 7, 2025