The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.
by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011
Get the mattress seasonmug. A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.
by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009
Get the Soggy mattressmug. Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.
by The Marksman August 23, 2005
Get the Mattress Bitermug. When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.
"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."
by Hillary Lauffer December 9, 2008
Get the mattress partymug. by dustbunny April 27, 2005
Get the Mattress Monkeymug. When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.
I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.
by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003
Get the mattress parakeetsmug. a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression
by depressed whore November 13, 2020
Get the mattress dentmug.