matrix

a film which has has the piss taken out of so many times that it should be burned
morpheus: "if you take the red pill, you will wake up and none of this will have happened. if you take the blue pill, you will have an orgasm for up to eleven years."
neo: "ill take them both thanks"
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The Matrix

Often confused with the closely related "Gaytrix", which is a highly fictitous movie with very little plot development and acting; as well as mediocre action scenes that lasts half the movie.
Mi hombre fui ver el Gaytrix... pero no le gusta.
by moose nuts November 17, 2003
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Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.
*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!
by watnow August 24, 2006
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matrix

DDD Matrixxx
Itsa movie thats really worth watching.
On top 13 best movies of all time. (www.worldwideboxoffice.com). It should be on Top 3 because of the film ratings crap kids cant watch it..
by Deee Matrixx October 27, 2003
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Matrix

1.A reeeeaaaally powerful virtual reality generator
2.To avoid something that was throwed on us.
1.Wow! This veedio game is a real Matrix!
2.*he avoided being hit by a stone* -Hey! I did a matrix!
by kilgayne October 19, 2003
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matrix

The dodging of any type of projectile
Rob: (throws can at Dave)
Dave: (dodges) MATRIX!
by derwyk September 30, 2005
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the matrix

Absolute shite. Most over-rated film of all time.

Wank material for Sci Fi freaks...
Splicing time in Movies does not work. See also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bollocks and Charlies Angels...
by Sharpshooter November 17, 2003
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