Ashley Matanovic

Ashley Matanovic is a amazing girl, She is a beautiful, intelligent, nice, caring, thoughtful, and the most outstanding netball player.
Ashley Matanovic holds onto her loves and knows when he is the right one, but when he breaks her heart, they dont get a second chance.
Ashley loves her family and friends more than anything, and is always there for you!
Ashley knows exactly what to say, and when to say it,
She is a good girl and loves a drink and party! Ashley has the hottest ass and best smile!

ASHLEY MATANOVIC IS AMAZING, if you dont no her ya havnt lived yet!

by Banana.All.The.Way May 10, 2011

tomasi matapula

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.

*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".

by Idkwya December 10, 2013

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Zombie MAGApocalypse

A portmanteau of Zombie Apocalypse and MAGA referring to to the Capitol Insurrection that took place in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2017. Incited by Donald Trump and Republicans contesting the legal 2020 presidential election of Joseph Biden, numerous MAGA supporters stormed the Capitol building trying to stop the certification of the 2020 votes taking place in the Senate Floor in order to reinstate Trump as President. In hypocritical contrast to the Blue Lives Matter slogan espoused by MAGA supporters as a means of silencing Black Lives Matter, mobs were recorded swarming and assaulting Capitol Police officers trying to contain them from reaching the Senate Floor.

The term is used to describe how visually similar the insurrection was to a typical zombie apocalypse scenario, where a mindless horde of Trump supporters shambling on the streets was trying to get to survivors that had barricaded and hidden themselves inside a building- in this case the U.S. Capitol.

The democratic process of the United States faced its greatest threat to date when on January 6, 2017, sore loser Donald Trump incited a mob of his supporters to storm the Capitol Building to stop the certification of votes in what has become known as the Zombie MAGApocalypse.

by Insignificant 360 May 22, 2021

The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.

I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!

by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021

AMbD MaTap

One who others consider to be privileged and lucky to know and be friends with.

Yo, man, he's the AMbD Matap, no horse shit, man!

by AMbDMaTaP May 10, 2022