Mat Napp

Wonderful, Loving, Awesome, Fantastic, Great, Hilarious, Overly sexual being who you can't imagine your life without. He's one of a kind, and ALWAYS needs affection.

Ex) I love that Mat Napp

by 59HA November 26, 2010

mat 7

A very common word used by chinese people have similar meanning as "what the fuck"/what you want or what is happening depending on the situation.

You have been calling me since last night, mat 7 you want ; This guy mat 7, why he acting like idiot ; cibai lanjiao this guy mat 7 so urgly one

by gugujiao man March 18, 2019

Mat Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.

Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...

by Slug Football Draft July 20, 2008

Clean the mat

1) To lick asshole

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat

by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020

dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.

guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....

by kevthenurse August 25, 2013