mastermind

somone hw is blue and has a big forehead

also from helluva boss

"Will it lead to the mastermind of the plot?"
"gary, I don't fucking know? just watch the movie!"

by DualShock2 December 11, 2024

Mastermedibate

(verb): The art of achieving ultimate zen by combining deep meditation with self-pleasure, aligning mind, body, and... other parts for the most enlightening climax.

After a long and extraneous work week, Jamie decided to mastermedibate, finding ultimate peace through a blend of meditation and self-pleasure .

by masterquisser January 7, 2025

Mastermetorcs

A master bater of animals and insect molester.

The user handle in urban dictionary Mastermetorcs is a Mastermetorcs.

by Cool2025 January 10, 2025

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

Masterbexting

One sided Sexting or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

Mastermash

Mastermash is a euphoric disk jocky with passion beyond comprehension and energy that excels beyond many other musicians.

Hes one bad ass dude that will reach the top and change the views and concepts of the world within one lifetime.

"Mastermash played the best set of the night"

by Joshua MashMash December 18, 2016

Masterbeef

To lift weights in the gym by yourself

Dude this sucks i don't have a lifting partner, i always have to masterbeef.

by Yendricklamar July 21, 2017