Mastercubating

Mastercubating means somebody is resting in the room in complete darkness. It has the same effect as masturbation but the process is far different.

Person 1: " why are you in your room in complete darkness all day? You masturbating?
Person 2: " No I'm mastercubating"

by johndillermand12 April 15, 2022

mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012

mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018

Took away your masturbating right

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

masturbating

to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."

by Jakob Armstrong April 19, 2006

masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero December 14, 2008