A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses
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Get the makaii mug.When you change/ delete your old profile pictures on ALL of your “social media” To one where you must wear a mask to prevent the spread of Covid-19 (To make you look hotter.) *see cyberskinny
It’s not bad enough John used to just “hat fish” chicks on the gram. Now because of COVID-19 he thinks he can “maskfish” them too because he’s humanitarian. Worth it.
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Girl: I told you two taps on my ass if you wanted to stop
Guy: Don't worry, I'll use a snorkel next time
Girl: I told you two taps on my ass if you wanted to stop
Guy: Don't worry, I'll use a snorkel next time
by Casey T. DJ homie dangerous November 8, 2007
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Get the maskie mug.Very smart, but dumb as fuck at the same time. Scared to death of spiders and she wants to play tennis in high school. She is in choir and fricking loves candy. Plus she plays the guitar.
1: Yo bro that girl over there is going to town on that candy bro. Wtf she is playing the guitar at the same time somehow
2: that’s definitely a Makaila
2: that’s definitely a Makaila
by anaklusmos10 February 18, 2019
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