marriage

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.

by Billy December 4, 2004

marriage

a legal agreement that allows a woman to kill a man by torturing.

i am not experienced but my parents are

by kul June 26, 2005

opposite marriage

The opposite of true marriage, which of course is same-sex marriage. Opposite Marriage was endorsed in 2009 by Miss California in an attempt to begin a movement to give rights to heterosexual couples. Supporters of "marriage" have blasted proponents of "opposite marriage" because they say it goes against the traditional definition of marriage between 1 man and 1 man or 1 woman and 1 woman.

Bob: Hey did you hear Miss California's speech last night?
Mary: Yeah! Maybe opposite-sex couples will finally have the same rights as everyone else! Maybe we can finally have an opposite marriage and express our true love!

by Yes on Opposite Marriage April 25, 2009

gay marriage

A bond of love between two members of the same sex. Controversy arises from superstition, religious cults, and ignorance surrounding the nature of nature.

It seems odd that so many claim it's a "choice." I'm guessing the right wingers also "chose" to be attracted to women and that they could snap their fingers and "choose" to be attracted to men as well. It's as though they think a teen will be in school one day and suddenly think... "How can I find a way to get beat up more?" You'll notice that bashing and hatred suddenly dies down when it's a member of your own family.

by J September 5, 2004

gay marriage

A union between members of the same gender that raises debates because some people are dick heads that think it should be banned because it goes against God or is a result of ignorance. Since when the hell does the Bible have any saying in the American consitution?! Gays are people too!

They ban gay marriage because it goes against God but Newsflash: Not everyone believes in God!

by shiney monkey September 3, 2005

Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men

Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."

by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008

sus marriage

sus marriage is when two sus people get married.

do u support sus marriage?

by susmarriageisbad August 8, 2021