Mangle

To injure with deep disorganizing wounds by cutting, tearing, or crushing.

I'm gonna mangle you a new one the size of texas!

by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

Mangler

A person that has an inherent compulsion to over-consume and over-indulge, most commonly in regards to drugs, alcohol, gambling, sex and food.

Charlie Sheen. Lindsay Lohan. Tommy Lee. Courtney Love.

"Charlie just polished off an entire eight ball by himself, he's a complete Mangler."

by Jungsy February 18, 2015

Manorexoholic

A man that maintains his weight by limiting his caloric intake to alcoholic beverages only. See also non-gender specific version: Anorexoholic

Thank god Ron lives next to a bar or he would have no sustenance at all, he is a total manorexoholic.

by Deborah E May 20, 2009

Manopener

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.

person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.

by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

Mangleish

(Noun) Horribly spoken or written English- typically from non-native English speakers but can also be observed when native English speakers are drunk. Mangled English.

Did she just ask for directions to the walkway or how to make broccoli? I couldn't tell. She was speaking the Mangleish.

Did you go to our Physics review session?
Why would I? I can't understand the TA. He's always speaking the Mangleish.

by f.scott fakegerald November 2, 2010

Manoliter

Universal standard unit of measure, used to capture the average volume of a man’ ejaculate - about 10CCs.

Karen started seeping from the anus after receiving 5 manoliters during the orgy.

by Flop flips July 31, 2018

han mandle

Another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.

Made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in Creative writing.

"Joo just got han-mandled!"
"Well, I will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!"

by Nyssa W. September 24, 2006